Saturday, 09 January 2010

  • Worst Pick Up Lines

    Alright so I know that there are sites out there with pick up lines galore: the cheesy ones, the dirty ones and just plan stupid. Now these lines aren't the ones I'm talking about. I have had a bunch of guys pick me up with crazy lines that I just can't help but laugh at. Granted the laughing is after I leave their presence because rejection is hard enough. But some that I have gotten are:

    "You smile with your teeth!"
    "You have the greatest... teeth. And nose. I like noses. They turn me on."
    "You smile with your eyes."
    "You have the greatest... nose. It works so well with your eyes."
    "I may not be able to move my hips but I sure can move my lips." (a guy in a wheelchair)

    So I wanna hear the worst lines you have heard, not the ones that are timeless classics on millions of websites but the ones that make you just roll your eyes and make you say "What?"

Friday, 08 January 2010

  • 35 Things...


    35 things
    Current mood: restless
    1. I enjoy making situations more awkward so that it requires a giant awkward TURTLE.
    2. I love horror and sci fi movies cause I grew up on them and they scare everyone else. I dare you to find a horror movie that would scare me.
    3. I love checking out guys where ever I am, class (kind of hard), Boulder (way too easy).
    4. I want to travel the world and see as much as possible!
    5. I love ordering meat when I am with vegetarians.
    6. I have a scar on my leg that looks like a smilie face with stubble. I think I want to get a pirate tattoo over it.
    7. I have attended 3 colleges in the past 2 years and have loved every one.
    8. I left my heart in Australia and can't wait to go back, either to visit for a very long long time or go work there.
    9. I am very laid back and take things as they come.
    10. I thrive in challenging situations and need things to change constantly.
    11. I have a better GPA at Mines than I ever did at CU-Boulder.
    12. My dream job would be parasailing around the world.
    13. I have one of the dirtiest minds ever and have corrupted quite a few of the uncorruptable.
    14. My life goal is to make a guy walk or run into something, Memoir of a Geisha style
    15. I can name movies with about one second of footage.
    16. My sister thinks that I am a genius and the smartest person she has ever met, hence anything I say is fact.
    17. I have a strange memory where I can remember numbers, dates and birthdays by hearing them once.
    18. I cannot focus on homework without the tv and/or music on.
    19. I have seriuos ADD when it comes to shiny things or shirtless males. Swim meets and jewelry stores= bad news.
    20. I have about a million stories going on in my head that will make me famous if I could ever finish writing them.
    21. I have no regrets about anything in my life. What I have done in the past has made me the person I am today and I love that person. Plus its means that I have amazing stories to tell.
    22. I have the most functional dysfunctional family ever! I don't try to understand it cause it gives me a headache. The basic story is that my parents are divorced but are pretty much the best friends ever. My grandma loves to talk to "joyce" and has stories about her time in the Air Force, guardian angels, and the grim reaper. My grandpa likes to cook and make shoe leather chicken while pretending he can't hear my grandma and then secretly flipping her off.
    23. I love t-shirts.
    24. Water makes me feel peaceful whether it be the pool, the ocean, the river, the shower or drinking it, it is my safety blanket.
    25. I don't think that I am as smart as everyone thinks that I am.
    26. I like colors; they make me happy. The brighter the better.
    27. I like to cook when I am bored and pretend I am on the Iron Chef while doing it.
    28. Vegetables are my weakness, especially celery, red peppers, or cauliflower. I could eat them all day every day. Fruit satisfies my sweet tooth, right now its oranges.
    29.I miss the Red Bug parties and the lap dances at the swim meets. I liked racing boys in my bug and WINNING!!
    30. I am not going lie. I am scared for the future as I cannot see where I will be in a year let alone 5. I have no plan except finish school right now and get a job right after I graduate. Its a simple plan which can easily change if need be (my parents are crosser their fingers that it won't.)
    31. A day that I don't laugh is a bad day and I almost never have bad days.
    32. I have an addiction to meeting people. Cause by meeting one person, it means that they know at least 10 more people that I will meet and so on and so on.
    33. I highly dislike wearing dresses and heels but love looking at them.
    34. I will trust you until the moment you give me a reason not to. Then you have to work really really hard to get it back.
    35. I will wear flip flops any day in which there is no snow on the sidewalks (or at least most of it has melted.)

Sunday, 03 January 2010

  • Where have all the decent guys gone?

    Why? Where have they gone? I feel like I keep getting screwed over by guys, even the ones that everyone says is decent. Why? Maybe it's my fault... Maybe I'm not dependent enough, not clingy enough, not emotional enough, not bitchy enough. I know I am what every guy says he wants in a girl, smart, funny, not clingy, caring and drama free. But why do I end up with the freaks and losers. In the past year I have had only these and not one decent one who I even got a chance to be with. Turns out my past ones have still been in love with their 35 year old hook up buddy, separated but still married, a severely depressed alcoholic, a jerk who only wanted to screw me out of my virginity and then kick me out of bed and his house in the middle of the night because I refused to sleep with him. I've even had one guy tell me that I need to get into shape and he can help by having "chubby sex" with me until I'm thin. I know where all the decent guys have gone, they have those lucky girls wrapped in their arms. To all the lucky bitches with those great guys, congrats and may you never take them for granted!

Thursday, 31 December 2009

  • Boys

    Of course, as a college girl, boys are a huge part of my daily life... unfortunately. I've definitely had my misadventures in the dating world as well as the adventures too. And as I write this near the end of my awesome year of 2009, oh man oh man... I'm going to write about every single one of them. Fellas, watch out! Of course I will be kind and not use the real names, just the nicknames that my friends and I so lovingly call you all by... Should I start at the beginning or not? Hmmm... If I start at the beginning then it would be a good friend who one night decided he wanted something more. We shall call him Explory ( thanks to my loving roommate). He was a skater punk; I have no idea how we originally become friends except for the simple fact that we both had transferred to the same school at the same time and the wind slammed my dorm room door shut with both my keys and phone locked safely in my room. People were convinced from the beginning that there was something going on but it took a year before Explory worked up the nerve to hold my hand while we watched TV. It worked for a while, meeting once a week to watch movies or make out. But then I got bored and so did he. Except I never really was sure what he wanted. He complained that all we did was make out and watch TV. I had invited him out to do tons of things and never once did he come out with me and I always wanted to do more than make out but he never did. One time... he even had a panic attack or something when we were making out one night. He told me that he had to go throw up in the middle of all of it. He ran to the bathroom and came back sweating and bright red from whatever happened. He is probably one of my better crazy stories from this year. Oh yes, one of my favorite parts, Mr. Explory told me that he wasn't ready nor did he have the time for a relationship when he broke things off. 2 weeks later I find out that he is in a full on relationship with a friend from back home, long distance... yup. Thank god he is done and gone!

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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